Our criteria not only attract a lot of potential clan members, they also scare opposing clans...
How so?? How is it possible that some of the worst players in powersoccerland, with a loss record that even impresses people who have no understanding of football whatsoever, scare some of the elite players who aim for RP, winning cups and being the best of the best??
The answer, dear reader, is simple as hell: if they would lose from us, it would be a scratch on their reputation. It would leave eternal marks: they have lost from a more than 400-loss guy who just discovered the functionality of the through pass... If they face us, they rock nervously back and forth on their chairs... When the game starts, they get clammy hands and sweat pearls appear on their faces... If they never smoked before, they are considering to light a cigarette; if they do, they are looking anxious for their lighter. Players older than 21 in the U.S. and older than 18 in Europe run during halftime to the kitchen to fetch the bottle of whiskey...
That is why, my friends, MARX BROTHERS is the absolute elite in powersoccerland.
The result of such an event, which led to the writing of this post, is this:
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Well done mate! Great effort :D
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