5/12/2008

All restless on the Moustache Front (1)

It has been awfully quiet on the Moustache front. Sipwell was up to some undercover journalism and only wanted to tell you the full story once he got all his sources right. I strongly advice all readers of this blog to get a glass of water (stronger if you are over 16/18/21) and to sit down…

The story went a bit like this: we all know Airfix_9 has a person with a moustache (a “goatie” as he like to call it himself) as his personal picture. At a certain point, he declared in private conversation with a number of clan members and respected people in this game – i.e. everyone except BDKAS clan members – he had shaven it off. People starting as a result mailing me and asking me, because of my genius and my public relations qualities and my high level status within this game (my perception, so no discussion about this), if I could start a campaign. Quite successfully we launched the ‘Bring the Moustache Back’-campaign, with the support of crew members and other top notch people in powersoccerland. At that time, BDKAS was still on friendly foot with Marx Brothers and not in a state of war they started themselves (Americans do have a problem, don’t they?). Airfix_9 after a while gave in and said he would grow his moustache back. He showed some photos of bristles to the board of BMB (with a newspaper in his hand as proof of the day) and we slowly saw progression in the number of tiny hairs populating his stiff upper lip. We somehow settled for the proof we received… until some disturbing news from London reached us. Our snitches – we have a few in each country, except for the USA as it apparently smells a bit funny over there – told us there was a major problem…

You read the following tomorrow

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i cant wait for part 2