Confessions of a BDKAS clan brother Soccerduke27: "I am a Marx Brother"

As most of our readers know, we are in a clan war with BDKAS. As in most wars, the initial reasons for the outbreak of hostilities is somewhat unclear but it has a lot to do with the fact that BDKAS viciously attacked us saying we were slacking. The fact that their blog is a mess (we have to face facts here) wherein a useless chat box is hindering their posts (maybe for the best, as the quality of those postings is, in the words of an illustrious reader of that blog, below average). There is and was one important exception though: a user with the name of soccerduke27.

Not only has this user been writing a lot of very good threads in the forum. He always holds a good pen when it comes to articles on the BDKAS blog page. In fact, mfsoccer94 – when he left that … clan – told that only himself and soccerduke27 were the only ones editing it. Extra argumentation for our hypothesis that soccerduke27 is in fact a Marx Brother in disguise (or one who doesn’t know it yet) is that he himself told in the forum that he did not play for RP. He even said that he had less “win pages” than soroe, which is – considering the low standard of soroe – an accomplishment by itself.

But, and here comes the piece the resistance, what did soccerduke27 told your beloved reporter Sipwell? This is a direct quote (the screenshot as proof is below):

“Yesterday 21:19:28 [Forum Admin] soccerduke27: I am letting a half-goat brag to me about his clan? pfft, I know you clan suits me best, but I will remain united with BDKAS! The S leaving means BDK, which could easily be a new Burger King combo. I will, continue the war, unless you bribe me into a truce :P ”

Amen to that! Soccerduke27 admits he is Marx Brothers material and not so much BDKAS material. His RP is lower than all half of the members of the Marx Brothers, he hasn’t won an official cup yet (or it should have been in the stone ages, when pigs were still able to fly), he is more busy with answering questions in the forum or writing on the blog than actually playing games… Do we need more proof he is a Marx Brother who knows it deep down?

PS. The attack of Soccerduke27 on Marx Brothers can therefore be seen as null and void, as he is a MB himself, deep down inside.