Leave the brain at home!

The last blog entry on the TUGAS blogspot is the reason why we fight this war. We fight against a lack of humour! We fight against a lack of joyfulness! We fight against seriousness in something which is nothing more than an amusing game! We fight against all those cheaters blinded by RP and willing to sell their soul to the devil in return of some extra RP! TUGAS and especially Massimo… and his God-knows-how-many-other accounts does not grasp that idea and probably never will.
The goal of Marx Brothers is to bring happiness and laughter to all of powersoccerworld. The idea of Marx Brothers is to have an amusing time, no matter who you are or where you come from. All are included – yet not all are member – if you are willing to let your little grey cells and your mouth muscles work. Our battles with BDKAS and BIA – whom they started, not us – were full of laughter and full of joy. We pulled (good) tricks on each other, wrote hilarious blog entries on both sides and fought a pleasant battle. We swapped shirts after the game and went for a pint/soda afterwards.
TUGAS – and especially its ‘dedoubled’ clan leader – only viciously attacks Marx Brothers and especially its clan elder, Sipwell. The last blog entry on the TUGAS blogspot is the reason why we fight this war. If one responds to irony with taking Marx Brothers out of your links, if one responds to sarcasm with depicting Sipwell as Hitler, if one responds to wit with challenging the Marx Brothers to a game of powersoccer, then Massimo… you will never get the point we really want to make. If Marx Brothers wages war, it does so to point other clans or one specific user of powersoccer not to take themselves or himself too serious. If Marx Brothers wages war, it does so to expand its reign of irony and sarcasm beyond the powersoccer pages. One hundred readers daily come to these pages. They do not come to find a list of our cup victories, our newest clan members or a list of all the clan members who have been banned for bad behaviour or outright cheating. They come here to amuse themselves and read how the talents of many clan brothers translate themselves in extremely funny posts.
That, Mr. “dicursão will not lead us”, is the one and true meaning of the war. But you are probably right: we clearly overestimated your capabilities. We thought that you would at least understand why we started this war. Alas, darkness prevails in the head of the TUGAS member.

It is bad enough you address us through Google Translator. It is even worse you don’t even want to type our names and the names of other correctly. Please copy the following elements and use them in your “discursão”:
Sipwell
Kishan
Mfsoccer94
Marx Brothers
Clan
‘argument’