Marx Brothers Announces New "Tax"

Marx Brothers has recently declared "No New Taxes". However, much like the U.S. Government, evidently we really didn't mean it. Sometimes a user comes along that creates an exception to any rule. So, without further adieu, MB would like to extend a warm welcome to our newest member, Leedomargus. Most of you know Leedo well, as he is very visible in Powersoccerland as an MA, and as a member of the world top 10 rankings.

"Top 10 in the world," you may ask? "Wow, what an addition to the team," you may say! But you would then be chastised, whipped, and Chinese water-tortured for forgetting the basis of the MB clan. There were vast internal discussion as to whether or not Leedo's extremely high ranking made him ineligible for membership. So again we did some crack research. Leedo has abstained from matches over the last 3 months, in order to focus himself more on his MA duties and his service to the citizens of Powersoccerland. As such, he has achieved a remarkable 3 months sobriety from the intoxication of his RP addiction. MB, never ones to turn away a reformed member, much less an esteemed Admin. colleague, was quick to extend a warm welcome. Yes, despite his high ranking, MB members voted to a man to include him in our brotherhood based on his exceptional contributions to the PS community (both in his admin. duties and his forum posting), and welcome him in spite of his obvious playing abilities, which he has been unable to overcome in the past. Besides, he's lost almost 900 games! Who could argue with that?

Let's all give Leedo a warm welcome!!

And let's not all interpret this as another open call for new members. In other words, if you are interested in joining the Marx Brothers, "Don't call us, we'll call you!"