New tactic of Massimo... pretending to be sipwell

What is the last resort of people unable to write a sensible, critical and humouristic post? What is the last weapon people have if their overreaction – by putting Sipwell on the same level as Adolf Hitler or denying the existence of other people and other clans by purposively spelling their names incorrectly – are helpless? What is their final retaliation weapon if common sense, self-critique and relativism is not in their dictionary, let alone in their functioning as human beings?

Answer: you regress and return back to your childhood means to react on elements you cannot control or you cannot grasp. You hide yourself, ask for mummy and when she does not show up, you cry even more. Or, as Massimo… in the name of futebol2007 does: pretend you are Sipwell and declare in the Marx Brothers chat box that I – Sipwell – declare this war lost and that I – Sipwell – consider TUGAS to be a better clan.

The irony in this message is twofold. First, all people immediately know that Sipwell would never have written this message as Sipwell knows how to spell the word “better” and Sipwell knows that “I go closed clan” is a meaningless sentence. Secondly, a slightly clever user (all of the readers of this blog, minus one fruitcake, that is) know that Sipwell is written S I P W E L L and not S I P P W E L L. Why do most users know that? Because both “Sip” and “well” are two English words which most of the users understand, while “Sipp” has no meaning whatsoever in English.
So not only does Massimo… retort to the strategy of 8 year olds… he even does it badly. And that is truly sad. We can forgive somebody for not speaking another language that Portuguese (although it is, after two years in a game and knowing that a lot of kids from all across the globe do an effort to speak it in the game, a bit silly you don’t learn it yourself) but it is inexcusable somebody has to use such a awful – awesome in Massimo… speak – tactic. Therefore Marx Brothers will hold a ceremonial to mourn this sadness.

On a related, side-note: Don’t you think it is very odd that while this ‘attack’ is pointed at Massimo…, it is only a certain Paulo Souza who replies and never Massimo… himself. I for one think it is very suspicious that this Portuguese user (whose last log in by the way was at least three weeks ago as there are no “Recent games” on his team page) is talking in the name of Masimmo… This can only mean two things: or Paulo Souza is the authoritarian clan leader who only accepts that his name is under all of the articles written – judging their low quality, I personally would refrain from doing that but that is my humble opinion – or Paulo Souza is very closely linked (maybe the twin brother) of Massimo… Judging the team picture of Paulo Souza (a 25 year old with a normal body) the family link is out of the question. It is also very ironic that Massimo… started raging in the forum a while ago in a post on the Legacy of BDKAS-thread (“in TUGAS, I'm recognized by the Administrator and I do!”) and in the TUGAS-thread (“That was one of the reasons that led me to leave the BDKAS, they never invited me to help the clan in any way, in TUGAS, futebol2007, invited me to, along with him administer the Clan .. So I accepted!”). So, Massimo… you were invited by Paulo Souza to help out yet there is absolutely no sign on the blog that you ever did help. My o my, I wonder whether Paulo will be crossed or not… Naughty, naughty Massimo… You deserve a spanking for that.