8/31/2008

Life In The Fast Lane

Well, it would appear that our dear, beloved Sipwell is right. Or, rather, he is half right (nothing ever really changes, does it?).

Being a level 99 is truly an exceptional thing, Power Challenge seem to think that it is the be all and end all of the gaming experience with them and are very appreciative of all that you have brought to the game. Indeed, there are certain benefits to being a level 99-er.

As yet, I have not had my PC rum stream switched on (Sip, have you chosen the under-18s option there?) but I am assured that it is coming. What is more interesting, however, is this alleged "70 virgins" option. Powdersnow was quite open about this, the 70 virgins is only one of the options open to a new level 99 in the game. Personally, I have taken the other option.

This is to be expected really. In fact, when I asked Powdersnow about Sipwell's choice, he admitted that the Crew found it interesting that our Belgian chum had chosen to adorn himself with 70 fifty-odd-year-old men who still lived with their mothers and had never had sex (mainly due to a disturbing body odour issue). Still, the Crew had shrugged their collective shoulders and complied with the request. After all, Sipwell was demanding of his virgins.

As I mentioned, I chose the alternative option and I am happy with my choice. I may not be around for a while, hope you understand. After all, it IS a hard life, being a 99-er.

Right now I am being covered in chocolate and soon I shall be thrown to the lesbians....

5 comments:

sipwell said...

if this is the last ever text I would have to read on the PS blog, I would die happily.

As it probably isn't, I congratulate you on this fantastic entry and I hope you are happy with your (belgian) chocolate and your lesbo's. A nice way of solving the problematic issue (no more beatiful female virgins between 18 and 26) by saying I got 70 old men by our beloved crew member powdersnow... I didn't know he had it in him, but I tend to be open for all kind of surprises...

duke4 said...

Great Post mate!

duke27 said...

You chose chocolate over lesbians? Hmmm...

Airfix_9 said...

27 - read it again. I chose BOTH!

soroe said...

Oh dear. Virgins and chocolate sure make some internal pictures pass by. lol.

It's kind of a greasy mess, isn't it?

Uh, some more pics....