Swedish aggression

The truth about a swede.

They are at it again, the swedes. Now The Marx Brothers clan has no option but to fight back at the usual Swedish aggression.
Throughout history, Sweden has been an aggressive bunch harassing their friendly neighbors. As a citizen in a country, which is renown for its friendliness and peaceful behavior I can only despicable this.
Ever since the Kalmar-union (est. 1397), where Denmark helped the Swedish people becoming a part of a superpower in the medieval Europe, they have done nothing but being ungrateful for our help and guidance. In 1523 they even planned a riot against our noble king Christian the 2nd (who they disrespectful call Christian the Tyrant). Of cause Cristian had to do something and he called a meeting with the Swedish nobility to sort things out in the normal Danish democratic tradition. They chose to commit joint suicide, which led to the misunderstanding that Christian had them killed..

This picture clearly shows the hospitality and kindness of Christian the 2nd

Why this lesson in ancient history?
Well today in PowerSoccer we are experiencing yet another aggression from the swedes. Surreal, the clan with roots in the Swedish wilderness, is at war with our peace loving Marx Brothers clan. Powdersnow, the leader of this vicious clan, is a descendant of one of the above mentioned suicidal members of the Swedish nobility. Well, in fact his family was the dukes of Vänern, but after the danish – Swedish war in 1618-48 they were deprived of the title, because the duke of that time couldn't stay away from the extremely good looking danish girls. During the war he was accused and convicted of a serious crime. He had raped a number of danish virgins (the word is about 70) while the Swedish army fought their way across Zealand towards Copenhagen. He was executed on a sunny morning in may 1647. His family was rightfully deprived their title by the Swedish king in one of his few bright moments.

This is the document announcing the verdict and execution of the duke of Vänern

The name Powdersnow seems to have a nice positive sound, but in ancient Nordic slang it means a man who only likes purity like we all know virgins are supposed to be....................