Hogweed Was Forced to Join SURREAL
It was a pleasent night in the house of Hogweed, who never revealed h
is true name to reporters. He had that dreamy smile on his face that confirms that it was another good days work, but it wasn't over yet. Since Hogweed lives in Italy, and is a Crew member, he needs some way to communicate with the swedes accross Europe. Some sort of computer setup. Luckily, he had one! As you can see below, Hogweed's setup was very complex. He had three screens, the center one was the master screen, the controller. On this screen he had access to each and every webcam mounted on the Crew members computers. Because of this, Hogweed was easily able to talk to others and attend meetings, as it was only a click away.
When Hogweed is in his dreamy state, he is usually not seen glaring at his computer screens. Yes, he is in the same seat, but his chair is usually swiveled towards his wife making dinner in the kitchen, unaware of Hogweed gazing at her and having private thoughts about her. Often times when this happens, there is a face on the center screen, eavesdropping on poor Hogweed. That face belongs to Powdersnow, and this was not a good thing. When Powdersnow founded Surreal, he had already arranged plans for getting Hogweed to join him because of his private eavesdroppings.
A couple of days later, it happened. Hoggy was in that dreamy state again, but of course he was, as Powdersnow had been overly nice to
him all day. Hogweed knew that it was important for him and his boss to cooperate with each other and today Powdersnow had been as sweet as pie. He actually even sent Hogweed a pie! And it looked delicous! Who wouldn't be in a good mood after eating this?
But pie was not the subject of this informative. Hogweed was. When Hogweed turned around to gaze at his wife, she was gone. Gone. She had always been there at this time of day. Nothing ever stopped her, not even work. Making dinner was almost as important as her real job. You could even say that she was "Never late" to doing it. So right when he saw that, Hogweed knew something was up. Then Powedersnow's face popped up on the computer screen once again but this time it was not to eavesdrop. No! This time Pow meant business, and the look on his face proved it. "Hello Hogweed." Powdersnow spoke in angry Swedish, but his words translated into Italian (which we translate into English) at the bottom of Hogweed's screen. "Don't worry, your wife is fine... For now. As you know, I have started a new clan, and I ask you to join it, or else."
Pow's hand reached towards the top of the screen and turned his webcam to display Hoggy's wife, who had her Hands and legs tied by a rope and her mouth taped. Her face did not look a bit scared, but Hogweed knew that she must have been terrified. "Join my clan Hogweed, or your wife will be forcibly married to me and you will know longer be a member of the PowerChallenge Crew. Your choice." Sweat trickled down Hogweed's face, as he knew he had no choice. He had, for a very long time envyed the Marx Brothers clan but thought he would give himself a good image by not joining any clan at all. Now he had no choice. After several hours of trying to convince Pow to let his wife go, Hogweed knew that he had to accept. Which he did, but he did so with tears in his eyes and a voice full of hatred.
The next day Hogweed returned back to his old life. His wife arrived in the morning with another pie in her hands. But both of them were in anything but a sweet mood. Powdersnow was cheerful with Hogweed for the next couple of days and told him that they had waged a war with the Marx Brothers. That brought a smile to Hogweed's face. At least then Surreal would be exposed of the big fraud they really are.
Signing off from Sorry City,
~duke
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1 comment:
Hehe great post mate.
I didn't know Pow could stoop so low, but now we know we should'nt expect anything less.
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