10/13/2008

The "Granny Clan"

Imperium always claims they are the oldest clan in town. BDKAS indeed disappeared quite often from the radars and is still existing/non-existing, therefore we can rightly support the claim of Imperium – former Madini – that they are the oldest clan.

Yet the exclusive footage we obtained and showed on our blog that the expression “oldest clan” also has a realistic taste… Who does the chicken dance? You either be very drunk, very idiotic or very old (mentally or physically). As Imperium clan members are mostly under 21 and in most (if not all) cases do not drink, we cannot call them “drunkards”. Some are doing higher education, so they cannot be stupid too (and in some cases the exception proves the rule). We only have one option left: Imperium clan members are mentally or physically very old. That also shows on their rusty website which never updates. All is stuck, even though they change their team pages “radically” and “often” to make them show alive and kicking. But, we can without discussion conclude that IMPERIUM is the …

GRANNY CLAN

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