4/29/2010

Powersoccer: Irony-Free Zone

We have recently discovered that nobody can take a joke. No matter - we were making these jokes for our own benefit anyway. We really don't give a damn about you.

But enough about Marx Brothers, our self-indulgence and self-love (furious, sweating, self-love - why do you think i play PS using the mouse? keeps the other hand free...), we are pleased to announce our new direction: to keep this blog as inoffensive, insipid, and boring as possible. Kind of like the PowerSoccer General Discussion forum that incidentally, despite repeated requests, I will never, EVER agree to moderate. We will endeavour to bring you discussion topics here that are nearly as ridiculous as "Who has the best username?", "How do I become an admin?", "COMMENT ON MY HIGHLIGHTS PLZZZZ" and my personal favourite, "Bring back the old version!"

I would like to present to you our new mascot AND theme song in one incredibly lame package. Hopefully this is beige enough for even the most hyper-sensitive palates:




Feast your eyes, ye wankers, and enjoy!

~jimmykilcoo

P.S. The only thing sadder than someone reporting this whole stupid business to the crew, is that the crew took it seriously. Disgraceful.

P.P.S. COME ON, FULHAM!

13 comments:

BigDaddyAt said...

So you refuse to help moderate that section, yet you clearly visit it often, and obviously hate the content there... so much for "irony free" eh?

Drogba921 said...
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will said...

@bigd, pah, i'm just going by memory. haven't been in the forum for months, never did much more than dipped my toes in anywhere but the admin boards. and those days are gone ;P

will said...

by the way - can we find out who is posting comments and deleting them here? stand up, stranger! say something dumb like the rest of us!

BigDaddyAt said...

Nah, whoever it is clearly thinks that what they have to say isn't at all important, so why should we...

Airfix_9 said...

Will - priceless. I love you too, do you love me?

And FFC in the Europa League Final - dreamland!

Anonymous said...

Screw it, i'll just say it.

Because of this war, Plus1 and Planxty have requested their accounts to be suspended. Can we PLEASE just stop!?

BigDaddyAt said...

Stop what?

Planxty was only mentioned here once I think, and Plus1 never has been. Best I can tell, everything was over when Michaelblake trimmed up...I really don't follow.

Anonymous said...

It was planxty's idea. I have nothing against you guys

Cow2011 said...

Barney <3

Airfix_9 said...

@drogba - so planxty told you to write and complain, did he? If he told you to jump off a cliff, would you do that too?

Drogba921 said...

Why does everyone do that? He didnt know the email for pow, so he told me what to write, i wrote it