9/24/2010

Who is Bigdaddyat?

I have been on Power Soccer for a long time. I've seen people go and come through those virtual doors. I have also seen many grow up to be great players (not greater than I of course). As I go about my day on PS being a complete BOSS and reading the forums with lot of people talking like This ninnymuggin, I can't help to ponder who Bigdaddyat is. A secret study has been done to observe this bigdaddyat while seeing who this person is and some interesting answers have appeared. This study was conducted by Harvard Grads so the results and study are 100% valid so you don't need to worry and question whether it is real or not. We know that some people on Power Soccer like to put pictures of themselves up (however ugly it may be) like Dainsanefh. Looking at Bigdaddyat's photo we see a turtle displayed in a superman stance with an M on his chest. They believe this might be his true identity, which many of you have probably seen already. He seems to be quite famous with the kids (maybe a need to alert the police). I have provided visual evidence for those who are unsure of his possible identity. This turtle does not have the letter 'M' (possibly standing for manzi panzi) posted on his chest, but he wears a lot of red, which is pretty close for our comparison. If you do not see this turtle lurking on the streets of Power Soccer, it is probably because he is in the sewers eating pizza and hiding from the world. Power Soccer is a pretty place and we can't have ugly mutant turtles ruining it you know, bad for business. However if he was like this turtle *bring in the awwww*, then he would be acceptable. Side note: If you said "awww" you are a panzy and should hide in The dungeon with other panzies until I say it is okay to come out and roam the grounds free from persecution. Trust me, it is for your own good. Now back to the study, the researchers were not okay with their first answer so they searched deeper into who bigdaddyat is and found out this creature called itself Jason. Immediately, they knew who it was. Displayed to your left, he was once known as the green, white and red ranger (Colors of the Italy and Mexico flags). No one knows why he left the power rangers after years of saving the earth in a pre-historic robo dinosaur, but they know he has moved to Power Soccer so he can be master of another megazord known as 'Power Soccer.' Unfortunately, the Grads were never able to confirm if this was his true identity, but at least now we are all able to put a face to a name. On the next installment, we ask why is this turtle/power ranger man is called bigdaddyat? Also, what is he a bigdaddyat? Is bigdaddyat the corner trying to sell jabulani shoes for a dirt cheap price or is he really a bigdaddyat pimping? Did this play on words fly by you like shots fly by your goalie? Only studies will tell.

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