1/23/2009

The truth about Airfix_9

This post starts with some insider information into the powerstructures of the Marx Brothers. Airfix_9 has been threatening us all into blogging more regularly. She has said she will use all means available to force us to blog. Kabaciic confirmed to me he has been whipped by AF9, who was wearing her black latex outfit for the occasion (pictured on your left – shaolinda has been so kind to wear the outfit, so dear Leader, that makes her an official contributor to the blog post; denmark212 took the picture, anionic prepared drinks and soroe cooked us dinner, so they are contributing too!)

With the enhancements in the clan functions, AF9 now has both the option to expel and appoint new members. She revoked the rights of her co-captains to appoint (“the sovereignty is vested in her”, or something). This has created some fears and resulted in duke4 and tommyroels not logging in anymore. Others have been keeping a low profile all along. It also explains why Sipwell has been giving cover to some clan brothers. My posts about their inactivity was to show the world they had valid reasons to be absent. They over and over tried – through me – to convince her of that, but didn’t prevail. “Fabrications, lies and exaggerations! You are either dead or blog. Those are the sole options. All other options are null and void.” This is the reign of terror poor Marxbrotherians are in.

The great irony of course is that AF9 herself hardly writes posts that name worthy. Her last entry was aimed at defaming Sipwell, co-founder (and first poster) of the MB. Has anyone read that differently? Sipwell – the eternal diplomat, honest broker and peacemaker – tried to cover that vicious attack with a humorous reply, yet all in vain.
The question however is: how come AF9 has not written more blog posts? Does she stand above the core/foundation of the Marx Brothers? Is she too good to write? The truth is less divine… AF9 is nothing more than the clan maid of all the work.
All brothers are making her life miserable. They change their profile picture or the colors of their badge which forces AF9 to spend at least two hours in changing their flag (decorum, apparently, is important In her eyes). They spam the MB clan forum. They present candidates for membership that under no circumstances could be member. You have to know that, under the MB constitution, the clan captain needs to check every candidate, bad or good, very thoroughly before presenting a choice to the members. Applicants are checked in numerous ways: their history in the game, their ban record, their number and quality of forum posts/replies to PSE articles, their number of clicks on the MB blog (yes people, we can trace you down and see how often you actually read us!), their profile (by talking to at least 6 close buddies of the applicant)… You get the idea: more than work enough.

And that is the simple truth: Airfix_9 simply has no time left to come with any qualitative additions, as she is caught up in bureaucracy partially created by herself (and exploited by the clan brothers). Acting like a Queen makes you no more than a maid, my dear friend :P

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