War plans

As the long running war with Surreal comes to a close, not even a pitiful whimper like that from a cat lodged upside down in a running car engine can be heard. And so our minds must turn to those other challenges which remain. Which war shall we win next?

a. The War on Bacteria
b. The Korean War
c. The Price War
d. The War on Terror
e. The War over the misnaming of a species of the crysanthemeum plant

A: Our cleaning agents kill 99% of germs. Let's help them get that last 1%. Frogodo, you have access to Powdersnow's socks. Burn them. Burn them now!

B: A peace treaty has never been signed after almost 60 years. These guys clearly need a bit of Marx Brothers logic. They should understand a simple message: 'You lose some, you draw some.'

C: Convert all dollars and euros to Powertokens. Powertokens are a universal currency.

D. This one is easy enough. Remove Sipwell from the game.

E. If anyone knows any taxonomists, you should suggest to them the game: Combine your plant name with the one above it.