MARX BROTHERS

To further our recent initiative (and in the spirit of hockey playoff season) the members of Marx Brothers are working on our own beards. Our objective is to further our initiative by competing in the World Beard Championships in Alaska. As you can see, some are coming in very nicely, others....well, I can't call them nice by any means....

Here you see Father Sipwell, leading some fo the the lemmings (a.k.a. followers) in a well known Marx Brothers chant. As you can see, the robe is patterened after his Dynamo Marx uniforms, and the beard is quite full... fitting for Sipwell, who is always full of "it"... You can see the beginnings of an uprising in the faces of the followers, they feel the need to fight about something, also the norm on Mt. Marx.

Here you can see Cow, Gaston, and Bladesman. Cow and Gaston are going with the more dapper look, trying to dress appropriately. Blades, however, is dressed like he is off to an English soccer match. We must take this time to warn Blades officially that hooliganism is not something that will be tolerated among the Brothers of Marx, nor is that hairdo...

Other participating members include Soccerduke and Lenar. Lenar is having trouble keeping his beard clean, much like his socks... Soccerduke keeps his beard meticulously combed, thereby keeping all traces of "stored for later" food from collecting there.

Even Airfix Christy and Sweden's own Linda are in on the plan... Christine is looking overdressed, and a bit naked without her Fulham drum. I wonder if she is as well manicured all over...? Just a thought.

Linda is looking lovely as usual, the beard makes a nice accessory for her I think.

Jimmykilcoo's got a brand new bag...again

So we move on to the giant sendoff party before the team departs for Alaska:

Father Sipwell rocks out!

Anionic and GentleMan follow suit as well...

FC Rath and Fred got the wrong idea, but hey, they're Irish still, and I think we've covered the issues with Irishmen and beards.

So we sent the team off, and they got maybe a little closer than we had hoped...

Ultimately, the team arrived safely in Alaska.

But hey, we were really just in it for the fun. The competition is always interesting, but in true Marx Brothers fashion, we knew a loss was assured before it even got started. Afterall, the competition had this guy:

So again, the conclusion is simple....we need to get this guy into MB, it is his destiny for certain! Help us PowerSoccerLand!