Enough is enough: Glove thrown at TUGAS

After the successful annihilation of BDKAS and the plundering of its ranks that followed suit, the extreme quick destruction of its stillborn heir, BIA, Marx Brothers sets course for yet a new and challenging mission. Yes, dear readers, Marx Brothers should be conceived as the pirates of the powersocceroceans – hence a double meaning for the moustache which became a indelible part of our clan logo. Hence also our base of operation nicely described by Bigdaddyat in his post on Forum Domination.

Marx Brothers – and especially its clan elder Sipwell – had enough of all the below-belt accusations uttered in the forum by Massimo… concerning Sipwell not playing ranked matches. Massimo… clearly cannot grasp the Marx Brothers spirit and therefore he, and especially his clan, should feel the torn of Marx Brothers! If light irony does not help – see below for some examples – than sheer and blunt sarcasm and word wittiness must do the trick.
The holy trinity futebol2007, Massimo… and Qfs – the founding father of TUGAS, the copy-cat of the founding father and the copy-cat of the copy-cat of the founding father – should know and feel that Marx Brothers is not a clan people can mock so easily. We can stand sarcasm. We can stand irony. We even can stand lies but we cannot and will never stand ignorance and stubbornness concerning the otherness of the Marx Brothers. RP is a meaningless concept in our eyes, as it draws away attention from all the positive elements Powersoccer has to offer: the camaraderie, the enjoyment of a friendly game or the fun in a friendly competition where we can all be winners.

TUGAS has only made things worse by denying our name and describing us as the “Mars Brothers” (click on it to feel ashamed) and one of its clan elderly as “swersiwpell” (click on it to feel ashamed) Can they get away with defying our right to existence, our right to be who we are? I think not! Seek and destroy! That is our mission. We will return from this war without loot, as there is nothing to loot! We will return from this war victoriously and we will for now and till the end of times make known to that ignorant people that we are the Marx Brothers.

At all clan brothers: let’s write brilliant posts about them nonsensical figures. Let’s deceive the only instrument they can resort too: Google Translator. Let’s make our witzes of such an enormous quality that they will have a headache because they do not understand them. Let’s make our mockery that genial they will beg for mercy and accept that we are the greatest, the best and in the end the only clan that matters!

To war!