What Next for Kishan?

Well, as you all may know, Kishan is now the product of several broken homes. Since the crash and burn of -BIA- last week, we are now left with only one thought. What will become of our dear friend Kishan? I can't help but wonder what's in store for Kishan and where he might end up next. We have had several reports as to the whereabouts of our long lost comrade but sources have not yet been found to be completely reliable.

Our international contact in Nepal reported seeing Kishan arrive early this week in hopes of joining the Gurkha. Gurkhas are best known for their history of bravery and strength in the British Army's Brigade of Gurkhas and the Indian Army's Gorkha regiments.

Our connections in Nepal were also able to provide us with one of Kishan's basic training photos which I have included above. The Gurkhas are considered to be a "Martial Race", which is a designation for races that were thought to be naturally warlike and aggressive in battle. They are considering Kish anyway. They are also thought to possess qualities like courage, loyalty, self sufficiency, physical strength, resilience, orderliness, and fighting tenacity. Seeing that Kish only possesses a couple of these qualities, our sources say that a probationary period may be required for Kish to gain full acceptance from the Gurkhas. In the photo above, you will notice the determination in the eyes of our dear friend Kish. Failure is no longer an option.

On a slightly different note, we have also received reports that Kishan may in fact be involved in the Nepalese transportation industry. Our sources say that common carriage of goods is a booming industry in Nepal. We did a search for applicants who have recently applied for a transportation license and came up with some shocking results. Apparently, when you apply for a license to transport goods in Nepal, you must send in a current photograph which displays a.) the possession of a reliable piece of equipment that will be used for the transporting of goods and materials and b.) a display of your strength and willingness to survive in the very competitive Nepalese transportation industry. We were able to access the database of new applicant photos and came up with what we believe to be Kish's entry to the left.

Kish wrote in his application: "I want to be like the UPS (United Parcel Service) of Nepal except I would call it KPS (Kish's Parcel Service) lolz". Transportation officials apparently laughed for hours upon reading his application, according to our sources. Reports also tell us that upon acceptance Kish could be transporting goods within a weeks time.

The Marx Brothers wish Kishan well in all of his future endeavors and hope that he will find happiness and comfort in all aspects of his life.


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