Membership Benefits

Judging on the recent rise in applications for the Marx Brothers, it seems that one of the snitches of the Dark Side has sold out the Marx Brothers membership benefits. It was too obvious that everyone wanted to join in a time span of 24 hours. For those still wondering: yes, our clan has some priceless benefits who come with membership.

First of all, all users are attracted by the brilliant pivot of this clan… a clan brother called Sipwell. Not only did this godly figure create the Marx Brothers, he has – from time to time – given the powersoccerworld laughter and hope in dark days. Users obviously are attracted to the long legs of Airfix_9 which are currently catching sun in Marbella and will be on the move to Toronto later this week.
A second reason why so many users are attracted to the Marx Brothers is that Sipwell makes a damn good espresso, learned it from the best namely polidoro76. Soroe his wife is rather good in baking Danish Buttercookies. In fact, his wife is so sweet he wants a bite from her everyday (but let’s keep personal stories out of this summary). The wife of Black_hawk28 on the other hand is renowned for her delicious pastries. She is a well known figure in the Paraguayan pastry business. Some say she is the Queen Pastry of Paraguay but I won’t comment on that. It is, yet again, a personal matter and only Black_hawk can comment on that himself. Upon entrance, each Marx Brother gets a welcome package with a nice cup of coffee, a set of cookies to chose from and two big kisses from Airfix_9 (she is gorgeous, all MB can corroborate on that).

But, but, but… the piece de resistance. The reason why everybody wants to join the Marx Brothers is the following. We have been granted from crew, for our magnificent acting as MA, CA, FA or reporters of this game a special privilege, related to our lousy game play. We all get one or two (depending on the seriousness of the lack of talent) invisible strikers. Our opponents do not see us approach and like that we can score some sneaky goals. We do not want to win games obviously, we just want to have a less dramatic end result. Isn’t that the greatest gift we could get from crew? And isn’t that the prime reason why everyone wants to join us?