6/14/2008

Marx Brothers Achieve a Great Feat, A Feat that No Clan Has Ever Achieved

Today is a day of honor, a day of fun, a day of accomplishment. Today is a day of celebration, celebration that cannot be taken away by terrorism or lies, because no clan can brag about what the Marx Brothers have achieved. What have we achieved? You ask?

No clan is even close to this achievement, not the old bdkas, not the new bdkas, not the raptors, nobody has achieved this. The thing the Marx Brothers have achieved is 100 blog posts, and it is not by chance. You know the Marx Brothers are quality not quantity here, but the Marx Brothers have excelled in both. Every post has been meaningful, you will not find one that just says "THE MARX BROTHERS ROCK!". Though that statement is true, we always stand with evidence and details explaining these things. Why? Because we can prove things, unlike other clans who simply claim things.

When I joined The Marx Brothers exactly 7 days ago, I was astonished at how much posts we had. If you subscribe often to this blog (read it often), you will see that my reaction was, “You had 92 posts in three months. I didn’t know it was that much!”. Then sip said it will grow day in and day out, and that's just what it did. There has now been 10 posts in 7 days, averaging about 400 words a post. Whereas Brothers in arms and Raptors, average less than 100 (the only meaningful post that could bring this average up was by lenar, but that post was full of lies).

Since 10 posts in a week is a lot for even dedicated readers to handle, I will recap them in a short list, so that you can follow everything The Marx Brothers do, and find truth in the war. Enjoy! This list is from earliest to latest, so you can jump right into the action :) Note that since almost posts are only on for a day and even less, they all have at least one comment. Whereas BIA and Raptors average a stunning number of zero. Here's the recap!

  1. It feels like 99 - Tommyroels becomes the first Marx Brother to achieve the milestone of level 99. He does this playing for fun, and it is a fantastic achievement! (by wispell, 6/7/08)
  2. Soccerduke27 and Bigdaddyat are Official Marx Brothers - Bigdaddy and I join the crew, a moment that we very much enjoyed :) (by wispell, 6/7/08)
  3. Brothers In Arms, and Idea That Will Never Work - When this clan came out the Marx Brothers were all over it! This is the start of the war that we are very much winning. (by duke27, 6/11/08)
  4. BIA's "Helpers" Just Making Them look Worse - The Raptors, a minor force try to help BIA defeat the Marx Brothers, but that utterly failed! (by duke27, 6/12/08)
  5. Tea Time - Some changes the new Americans made to the Marx Brothers Blog. But what was the real reason we were accepted? Could a brit named Christine be involved? (by wispell, 6/12/08)
  6. -BIA- A One Man Show? - Bigdaddyat launches his attack on the BIA clan. You won't want to miss some more evidence about why this clan utterly stinks! (by BigDaddyAt, 6/12/08)
  7. MMMMM... BIA For Breakfast - Over 1,000 words exploiting even more flaws about BIA and Raptors, and a response to the lies of lenar. (by duke27, 6/12/08)
  8. Welcome to Our Newest Member - - Duke4 - Duke4, a player many members have been pulling for a long time, joins The Marx Brothers. (by BigDaddyAt, 6/13/08)
  9. Spanish Flair Reaches Marx Brothers - Here comes another respected member! Ryky90 joins The Marx Brothers. (by Airfix_9, 6/13/08)
  10. Like Sands Through the Hourglass... - Duke4 gives his first post, as he launches an attack on BIA and introduces a very useful tool called Ghetto Check. (by duke4, 6/14/08)
So there you are! A great week of posts from a memorable clan. Our attention has completely shifted to the Babes in Arms as the only posts from the Raptors is, "YOU THINK YOUR SO SMART MB? WELL WE'LL SHOW YOU!" and they never do... BIA (a.k.a. lenar and kish), despite being attacked about five times, have not responded. Why? They can't!

So, without further adieu, ladies and gentlemen, I give you thebrothersinarms.blogspot.com! Copy that into your address box and see what you get. You will see a site of an Airsoft team in Southern California. I would like to direct you to their most recent post, guess what it says? "The Brothers In Arms team is officially disbanded." Sound familiar, BIA? Or should I say --BDKAS-- (disbanded)? You guys really follow suit to the real Brothers in Arms, who were constantly getting beaten and finally gave up (disbanded). Though you are not an airsoft team, you are a power challenge team who only has two members dedicated to the blog. As you can see, only Captain Talls was dedicated to the real BIA blog. You guys are very similar!

Over and out (with pride of 100 posts), the evil penguin of this evil empire,

~duke

4 comments:

duke4 said...

haha very nice sd.

giuseppe_sole said...
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BigDaddyAt said...

Look on the bright side Kish...the plural blog title may soon be available, then you could include a 2nd brother, maybe even a 3rd...muahhahahah

dr_eindhatre said...

o dear another one gone? what is wrong with being honest in this clan!?

now i see what some of the true nature, though from the wrong side. whilst ill never go to BIA whatever they're called now, pls MB's, stop being so... ridiculing. put your efforts towards something more rewarding and something that is true!