10/24/2008

The Clan of the Sour Plums

Q: What fruit types are the Imperium Clan brothers?

A: Sour Plums. They nag and nag and nag and nag. They hit the same nail twenty or more times, without real content. They play Calimero after they challenged another clan to a fight. They keep on insisting that they "fight battles on the pitch" instead of looking up the concept of an "invasion". All armies are developped to defend their home territory. Invading another territory (or clan) is the most difficult thing there is (hence hardly wars or wars that last forever)... Imperium invaded another "country" and they need to change their tactics to those of the country invaded? Or do you expect you can climb Mount Marx with your amphibea vehicles? Therefore: stop whining, start blogging.


2 comments:

soroe said...

I would rather say they are grapes:

Crushed, stored for years, put in a bottle and shipped to countries far away. ;P

BigDaddyAt said...

Just like their blog....err, "website"....stored for years, until it's ready to be opened!


Muahahaha