10/16/2008

If you can’t beat them, ask them to join you (away from the public eye)

Leedomargus seems to be the unsurmountable Marx Brothers. His name alone scares the hell out of Imperium Clan members. If he challenges them to a game, they run away completely scared and cover under under their chair until the danger is over… Now we also understand why Imperium has such positive winning ratios: they don’t play teams they cannot beat. Rumour has it that Joshyg1306 took so long to go from level 97 to 99 because he was playing versus level 1 users to get his “win ratio” back to an acceptable level. He did so secretly, without anybody noticing. And now he is back in acceptable percentages…

Thus again Leedo trashed Imperium clan members by not even playing well. In fact, he told me that he was eating a slice of pizza in between and sipping from his coca cola at the time. At one point, he had in his one hand a slize of pizza and he was scratching behind his ear with his other hand. What hand did he use to play the game? None, he played it with his nose and won and even scored a goal…

We could have posted numerous screenshots proving that Leedo beat them, but we’ll refrain to do so (we are gentile people). We will only post the following: an overview of the loss and the fright.


If you can’t beat them, you can join them as bearsfan tries to do. Joshyg1306 has another tactic. He wants to lure Leedomargus back into Imperium. They never erased his badge from their pages and now we know why: they want to steal him from us. Leedomargus came in free will and in search for better times to the Marx Brothers. Imperium was severely weakened (in fact: the only player worth something). As they cannot beat Leedo, they want to steal him back. If we can beat them, steal them.

They use a deviant tactic to do so… They use skype, write words and immediately erase them so only Leedo could see them. As he told us, with his hand on his heart, that he was speaking the truth, we post them here too.

What is the message: "Leedo, will you please JOIN US"

Sad isn’t it? They declare war and say they never wanted too. They attack Surreal over and over again and say it is not an attack. And now they are so hypocritical they don’t dare to simply show – as Powdersnow has done – that they want somebody in their clan. Well, if you are asking for one good reason why we support Surreal, let it be this one: at least Powdersnow and Surreal is open with us and does not lie. Powdersnow has, after our war, given us full openness. We on both sides perfectly know what we can expect and what we cannot expect and until now all has worked out fine. I prefer this over a clan that does not even wants to state public they want Leedo back.

3 comments:

duke27 said...

The chicken coop is silent tonight...

Leedo said...

They feel its their end, just check the imperium clan leader(mainmukit) badge! :P

joshyg1306 said...

It took me so long to get to 99 because I play level 1's? You childish form of 'man'. What I was busy doing was this thing called 'admin work'. I know, this is a very strange concept for you people, but it does happen.
/joshy