10/03/2008

Shocking news from Surreal Castle

Sipwell took some days off to go and went over to Sweden to demand for a replacement for two of his virgins, who were homesick and wanted to return to cold, rainy and dull Sweden. If this isn’t proof that Marx Brothers are caring people who think of someone else before they think of themselves, I don’t know anymore. While he was there, he took time to visit the remains of the Surreal Castle.


The Surreal Castle (pictured above) seems almost in ruins as the blog entries of Marx Brothers and other clans have, with quality attacks, blown fundamental pieces out of the Castle. Powdersnow's team of defenders (pictured left) surely were not up to the task, although they provided warmth in the extremely cold temperatures our rescue team had to face. In fact: the Castle itself was completely empty and we had a hard time locating the Authoritarian Leader himself.


Powdersnow was seated on two of his clan brothers and opposed to Hogweed on top of whom sat another 7 members of Powdersnow's Clan; Surreal, was it not? Powdersnow again was devouring a reindeer (pictured left). He was drinking heavily a drink Sipwell could not fully discern but he believes it was Human Blood. By the looks of it, Hogweed was paling a bit so there probably is a causal relation between the two…

Powdersnow however made one fatal mistake. Being bored of eating a reindeer raw (he used to just put his teeth in the animal, while it was still alive!!!!!), he asked Hogweed to prepare the animal in a proper Italian way and gave him ‘carte blanche’. Hogweed, a mastermind/ a genius/ a Godly creature with his own fan club (the only user in PS who has his own fan club, that important and respected he is), sent out messengers to collect all the spices and vegetables he needed. One of that messengers came with a message for the Marx Brothers and the wider world. It read:

“[15:30:27] Hogweed says: I have to start a clan by my own... maybe one day..
[15:30:55] Hogweed says: a clan focused on leisure and eating and drinking...
[15:31:13] Hogweed says: The Bacco Boys...”

That is right ladies and gentlemen. Hogweed is still alive and even contemplating starting his own clan, the Bacco Boys. That reminds me… didn’t Powdersnow say in the forum that “ Hog is free to go any time he wants… :)” What are we all waiting for? A new Official Clan is in the making. Just wait and see for our Master to come and create the second best Clan in powersoccerland

1 comment:

soroe said...

I knew it!!!
They have a odd way of eating in Sweden. I once heard, they eat heerings for breakfast. Jerk!!

I'm glad to hear, powdersnow is ready to let Hogweed go.

Nice post, mate.