Well, I like to imagine that he has taken up jazz guitar. Here you will find hidden-camera footage of Mr.Fix with some friends*** (that's sipwell on the bass, bladesman on the drums and of course bigdaddyat tickling the ivories), jammin' hard at an undisclosed location: in the bowels of a North Sea oil rig - the only place where the audience can reliably be drunk enough to applaud such an atrocity.
-jimmyk
* by half-returned i mean to say that i have managed to make some official matches work and get my rank active again. jimmykilcoo will remain a shell of the crazed PS lunatic he once was (he pledged to himself, his employer, and ms. jimmykilcoo).
** they don't call it that
*** my sincerest apologies to the great geniuses Oscar "not bigdaddyat" Peterson and Joe "not airfix_9" Pass. the timing of the nonsense - especially on the piano and guitar - coupled with the jazz-faces they are all making, is absolutely fantastic. if you haven't heard of messrs Peterson and Pass, here's what that concert actually sounded like:
hot DAMN oscar peterson swings like a (censored)
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