MB are beautiful Swans

When I enter a (clan) cup, I often get a response that Marx Brothers play football like women: they have no technique and no talent for tactics and that’s the reason why they lose. I mostly slap these people in the face with my pink handbag. It turns out that Airfix_9, although he wanted to make a laughing stock of me, turned out to have developed quite a useful attribute in the game of Powersoccer.
However, recently I came across a video that very much reminded me that Marx Brothers do play like women and that they actually should pride themselves in doing so. Perhaps we aren’t the best at the game of football – the standings of many of the MBs says the opposite but this is NOT taken into account while making this observation, so don’t you dare to use it as a counterargument – but we are gracious swans in a pool of ugly fat (and lame) ducks. Marx Brothers believe in a higher cause which is bringing beauty to the world of Powersoccer. The pretty faces of most of the clan members corroborates that (isn’t Gentle_man_ the cutest rabbit you have ever seen? Don’t you want to eat him right away?) and although Airfix_9 isn’t the prettiest of our lot – in fact: of any lot – and although God himself only got a D – for designing her, we all know that deep down inside she is a beautiful woman (really deep, but nevertheless: it is there).

Raise your chin, look towards 2010 positively and remind yourself who you truly are. You, my dearest MB, are a beautiful ballerina with a fabulous and gracious ball handling technique: