The Horizon

From high atop Mt. Marx, we scan the horizon daily looking for those most worthy of inclusion in our highly esteemed (or maybe that should currently read "steamed") brotherhood of wit and chicanery. Alas, in our recent searches, we have not been so successful in locating the right type of individuals. We are seeking an individual with the mettle to withstand the attacks from all directions that we can sometimes invoke, while still maintaining their sense of self-depracating wit (and aye, still doing their admin tasks as well....).

You see, recently, as we look out over PowerSoccerland, indeed in all directions, this is what we see:

As we look out from our North Tower, the first thing to catch our eye is this, an expansive field of pansies. As you can see, this field of pansies has many different pansies in it's make-up, yet not 1 single pansy is able to stand out among all the other pansies. Indeed, each and every pansy is equally "pansy-like", and unable to overcome its obvious pansiness.


After the long climb up the Eastern Tower (the tallest on Mt. Marx), we look to the East, and find this lovely Japanese style garden full of pansies. No luck here either. Although the divine layout of the pansies here is quite aethstetically pleasing (mental note, create a similarly beautiful garden in Marx Meadow, perhaps near the lake).


Heading over to the South tower, we gaze off towards the warmer climates in the hopes of finding a happy-go-lucky candidate for potential inclusion within our ranks. Unfortunately, we find a vast expanse of...pansies. Sadly, these pansies are clearly racists (as you can tell by their singular color, and their obviously intentional failure to include pansies of any other color, quite offensive in my opinion). The last thing we need to add to our clan is a bunch of racists, so we decide we will not consider any from this area for inclusion either.


With dreadfully lowered expectations, we make the long trek to our Western facing tower. Surely the West is a source of self-loathing humor unlike anywhere else (afterall, the US, Canada, and Mexico lie there, what could be easier to laugh at?). Much to our dismay, all we find to the West is...you guessed it...a bunch of pansies. Nothing but pansies as far as the eye can see. At least here there is one pansy who has managed to make themselves a bit more noteworthy than the other, non-descript, pansies. It has become a model pansy for all pansies, rising above the others to bask in all its grand pansiness.

So, our search is becoming futile it seems, but we will not be disheartened. We will search on!

On another note, due to a new Marxian mandate, we will atempt to become more "pansy friendly" (largely due to the current landscape we find ourselves surrounded by) by ending each post with something that is in no way, shape, or form, able to be misconstrued as offensive or racist. I have chosen this item for today:

Some cute kittens frolicking on a sheet, and how fitting, the sheet is a pattern of a field of pansies!

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As an aside, we have created a stunning new shirt design, sure to become a fashion trend PowerSoccerland-wide. You can be sure to spot our members out and about, as they will likely be sporting this bold new design.Given enough demand, we may be persuaded to make this design available for sale to the community at-large.