New Initiative

The Marx Brothers have been slowly planning our next move to better life in Powersoccerland. Following the recent developments we have seen accross the landscape, we have concluded that PSland is being threatened in a new, insidious, yet passively dangerous way...we are being threatened by the impending takeover bid of the beautiful, yet annoying pansy. These pansies seem to gather in large numbers, and act in concert with each other to overtake all else on the landscape. As such, we are launching a plan that, if successful, will result in the dramatic decrease of the very pansies which threaten our existence. Luckily, we here on Mt. Marx have been deemed as likely safe from this epidemic, and the pansies are unable to climb our rocky perimeter walls. However, we are not ones to be insulated from the plight of our fellow PowerSoccerites, and as such, we stand ready to help (as always).

Our plan is simple, we are unleashing a genetically engineered, overly-sized, and excessively ravenous species of aphids (pictured at right) into PowerSoccerland. Fear not friends, these aphids will not harm you in any way (unless your survival is dependant upon a garden of lettuce outside your window), but they are rather aggressive eaters of the common pansy. It is our hope that these exceptionally hungry and large aphids will devour the vast majority of the pansies in the countryside, leaving us space (and freedom) to go back to enjoying our daily lives.

If you are concerned about this impending release of our "super aphids" into PowerSoccerland, may I suggest to you some educational material in regrds to aphids....




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So in conclusion, our "non-offensive" Pic'O'the Day