the Time Has Finally Come!!

As many of you may have heard, Sheepwell and Christine are set to finally bring their, up 'til now, exclusively online relationship to a climax. Yes, they are set to meet, finally, somewhere in the Belgian countryside. The hopes and dreams of both are exceedingly high, and the hearts of the world are watching this touching story of true love via online soccer game. All are living the dream that this can truly work for them, and restore the faith in all humanity that love truly conquers all.

So it is, that bright and early this morning, our dear friend Christine has departed merry old England, on a lover's voyage through the Chunnel, and into France (a necessary evil to reach her love in Belgium). After a brief passage through Condom, in the farther reaches of France (perhaps she had better do some shopping there before her rendezvous...), she will pass into Belgium, and on to the magnificent home of Sir Sheep, and possessor of the "world's cutest little sheepish grin," according to Mrs. AF9.

At last, she will find his street, and sally forth with extreme giddiness in her heart. She will knock on the gate to his holding pen, and will clutch him tight to her bosom. He will baaaaa like only a sheep in the clutches of a beautiful mustached woman who is the love of his life can, and indeed, many a tear will surely be shed.

What will the future hold? Love? Lust? Will the famed goatixer of Belgium procreate with the bearded lady of Brittania? I guess we will have to wait for a bit to find out the true story...but in my mind, I imagine that it will begin somewhat like this:



Okay, perhaps I really am hoping for no more updates to this story....

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Non-offensive Pic of the Day



Strangely, I find the torture of that baby panda a wee bit offensive, no matter how cute it is....